Slicker Than Sayings

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While these sayings are said in all parts of the country I believe they originated in the populations of the early pioneers.

. Making it more difficult than it should be. Quips Quotes and Sayings T-Shirts Sayings and Quips. IF SHE HAD TO HAUL ASS shed have to make two trips we was so poor we couldnt pay attention slicker than owls sht shes uglier than hand made soap if my aunt had balls shed be my uncle.

If you keep goin the way youre headed pretty soon youre gonna get there. Were living in high cotton. Hes About as Useless as a Screen Door on a Submarine.

She was not a country person though her sayings were. Submitted by Dylan Barney Brushton NY he wuz so skeerd he shit spagetti for a week. Right here youll find a big O list of hillbilly sayings and slang.

She was the first person I know to have a microwave. Not worth a hoot and a holler. Slicker than deer guts on a door knob.

Going the long way. So big he looks like he ate his brother. To be slicker than owl shit is to be very slick.

I remember around 1970 thinking it was funny my grandmother wore a tank top and shorts and was zapping weinies in the microwave instead of the typical granny image. A very unpleasant way of saying that someone is excessively suave and polished. Actually it has been shortened even more to just slicker than snot.

You know if I wrote the arrangements two years from now they would probably be a lot slicker. Submitted by unknown Country Contradictions Hillbilly Humor Silly Sayings and lots of other stuff I have said will say or have heard someone else say. Slicker than snot on a glass doorknob.

Iza gonna go get me sompim i beback My tongue twisted around my eye teeth and I couldnt see what I was saying. 3 matching entries found. Illustration by Jack Unruh.

Busier than a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs. I just moped the floor in the kitchen be careful its slicker than owl shit in there 17. Its the only shade they offer.

Slicker Than Quotes Sayings. Where did the phrase slicker than a school marms tit originate from. 45 Slicker than snot.

He aint got the good sense God gave a rock Hes Slicker Than Pig Snot on a Radiator This describes someone who is very very sneaky and cant be trusted. Faster than pork thru a goose. Feb 28 2016 - Right here youll find a big O list of hillbilly sayings and slang.

In my humble opinion all these sayings are more endearing when spoken in a southern or hillbilly accent. A 1931 list of questions about popular expressions asked How slick is owl grease. Best folksy sayings.

Slicker Than A Quotes Sayings. Hotter than a two dollar pistol. Slicker than snot on a glass doorknob.

Slicker than puppy shit on a wood floor as tired as a whore on nickel night busy as a bulls ass in fly season on her like a pack of dogs on a three legged cat. Posted by john on March 02 2011 at 0145. Slicker than a slop jar.

You know if I wrote the arrangements two years from now they would probably be a lot slicker. Going around your ass to get to your elbow. For instance slicker than snot would come out more like --- slickernsnot.

Iza gonna go get me sompim i beback My tongue twisted around my eye teeth and I couldnt see what I was saying. And one of my favorite. A particularly slippery patch or someone who is shady or slick Believe it or not this is one of the least disgusting ways Southerners describe.

Dumer na coal bucket Hottern a hen on. Shit fire and save the matches Grinning like a opossum shitting peach seeds. The ice is slicker than Vaseline on a porn star.

This is one of those southern sayings used to describe someone who lacks common sense. If we had ham we could have ham and eggs if we had eggs He was busier than a one-legged cat trying to bury shit on a frozen pond Go. Alcalde oil is as slick as owl grease was cited advertised in Texas newspapers in 1894.

Not worth a hoot and a holler. The original saying probably came from someone who had glass door knobs and snotty nosed kids. For when youre behind a driver who hasnt figured out the light has turned green yet.

Slicker than cat poop Colder than a witchs boobie in a brass bra Shes so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet. Well Ted I think the real question is what makes it more slick than any other tit Ive heard a lot of slicker thans and while some of. Posted by Ted on February 21 2011 at 1411.

Showing search results for Slicker Than sorted by relevance. Smoother than a duophonic chord from a sine wave oscillator half an octave apart. Thats slicker than snot on a doorknob.

We chose 13 of the most ridiculous Southern sayings and tried to explain them. Showing search results for Slicker Than A sorted by relevance. Shit fire and save the matches Grinning like a opossum shitting peach seeds.

Slicker than pigeon shit sliding down the windshield of a limo after impact on a hot day. Posted June 15 2018. Busier than a cat on a hot tin roof.

More Colorful Texas Sayings Than You Can Shake a Stick At Wise and witty ways to talk Texan. Slicker Than Snot On A Doorknob Meaning. Cotton has long been a key crop to the Souths economy so every.

Dumer na coal bucket Hottern a hen on. 3 matching entries found. The expression is popular throughout the South but possibly originated in Texas.

You better shut up before i knock you into next week. Slicker than snot t-shirts stickers and gifts. Slicker than Owl than Owl Shit.

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